Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Life's tough!

It's even tougher if you're stupid. An email forward my mom sent, enjoy and have a blessed Turkey-ween!

First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal's body.

As an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth.

"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough! It's even tougher if you're stupid."



Frogspond said...


Tit for Tat said...

TOO GOOD...........

Luke said...

welcome Frogspond! always nice to see a new face around here.

Sally said...

I had 3 different room mates in under grad and they were all Animal Science majors. They'd have loved this one!
Hope your Thanksgiving was blessed!

Anonymous said...

Very funny - and speaks to the human condition - peer pressure. As if, it's just funny plain and simple (lol).