Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Falwell Dies, Liberals Will Still Burn

How will we function? Liberals are doomed? Who will guide us now?

With such great directive quotes such as:

If you're not a born-again Christian, you're a failure
as a human being.
Rev. Jerry Falwell

"Somewhere in the past generation,
we've lost our biblical mind and not arranged
something better in its place.
We need a spiritual brainwashing,"
Jerry Falwell

There are almost as many alcoholics as there
are negroes."
Rev. Jerry Falwell

and my favorite quip:

And, I know that I'll hear from them for this. But,
throwing God out successfully with the help of the
federal court system, throwing God out of the public
square, out of the schools. The abortionists have
got to bear some burden for this because God will
not be mocked. And when we destroy 40 million
little innocent babies, we make God mad. I really
believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and
the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who
are actively trying to make that an alternative
lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way -
all of them who have tried to secularize America -
I point the finger in their face and say "you
helped this happen."
Rev. Jerry Falwell

Man, i hope i don't start tolerating liberals, homo's, and such like without his expert guidance.

i could make a cheap jab at Jerry's expense, but i only pray that he knows the truth and peace that springs eternal in God.

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